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Wear Demotivational Poster

THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing

TAGS: baby wearing an oversized fake monocle
Rating: 4.02/5

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Airman - August 26, 2010, 7:12 pm
EssenceOfJester - May 8, 2010, 11:27 pm
XD That's fucking hilarious!
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 11:07 am
Airman - September 30, 2009, 10:48 am
this is one of my favorites now. Cracks me up

SWEARING - You never really do it right until you learn to drive

TAGS: swearing learn do right drive
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:55 pm
*$-h-o-t *[email protected] Dang it! My above comment makes me look like a foul-mouthed SOB :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:52 pm
Eddie Murphy said that when you get shot, you automatically say, "mother******!" He said watch those Regan tapes in slow motion, you'll see him mouth that word. Then he wondered if the pope said "mother---" when he got shot. (curious face)
Budog - January 1, 2012, 10:26 pm
Krystal, I think and arrow to the knee would do the trick yikes!
kyrstal - January 1, 2012, 8:21 pm
i used to never swear right like you, then i took an arrow in the knee
mariand - January 1, 2012, 7:36 pm
hahaha...be thankful, that's what it makes them good car drivers
Verdeckt - January 1, 2012, 6:36 pm
It's where my kids learned all their swear words.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 4:19 pm
That's True .

TRUST - Trust is Like an Eraser... The more Mistakes you Make, the Thinner it Wears

TAGS: eraser trust mistake thinner wear
Rating: 4.87/5

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Rick69 - January 12, 2012, 1:18 pm
Thanks :)
opsCOASTIE - January 12, 2012, 2:39 am
This is one of the best


TAGS: every day wear a mask
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 3:28 am
No Axe, my poem, self written yesterday, the 'rip off' part is the idea behind the 'bag' that he/she is lugging around, I 'ripped' that off of GaryO here.
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 3:27 am
Thanks Vern, much appreciated :D
lgvernon - April 5, 2012, 11:38 pm

It's wonderful, Mor! Very, very wonderful~~
axe11154 - April 5, 2012, 10:33 pm
wait did you rip this off some one or what? because I see nothing but yall saying rip odd. im confused
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 9:34 pm
Well It's a ripoff in my eyes seeing as I used it to pass time. And yes, I do think about that, thanks for the 'inspiration' so to speak
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 8:11 pm
Not a rip off. Glad you think about it.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 7:46 pm
Rip off of you saying "some people have to carry around a bag of pebbles and will sometimes stop and take one out to share the story behind it") thanks for the comment though, much appreciated
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 7:42 pm
Honestly, I set out to make a 'demotivational' poster and I thought I'd make a poem. These are a mix of things, one being my thoughts, another just being bored and I even have a reference to what you told me ('the bag' and no one else seeing the inside
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 7:34 pm
LOL! XD me n-n-n-neither airm-m-man (seriously, I am commenting using my phone, might be the reason, but I only meant for one lol)
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 7:21 pm
M0rd, if these are your thoughts and realizations, then you are a leap and a bound ahead of this game. Next step is letting go of the dross and holding dearly to the lessons, no longer needing the mask. Well versed, laddie, well versed.
Airman - April 5, 2012, 7:14 pm
i didn't know you had a stutter!
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
Airman - April 5, 2012, 6:07 pm
pretty damn impressive as-is I would say.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 4:54 pm
Just for future reference in the mods office ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 4:54 pm
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Cranky!!! damn... I'd rather go the extra mile with one of these and correct all spelling mistakes that were made, but I have to say the spellcheck on my MS Word didn't warn me about it :/ (Ps, I use 'zapgrab' so correcting it is easy)
crankyhead - April 5, 2012, 4:48 pm
I didn't warn you about gruelling either. =) I figured you'd put a lot of effort into this already, didn't want you to have to redo it. =)
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 2:59 pm
And thanks a lot, greatly appreciated.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 2:57 pm
If someone stole my account I'mm kick their arse though. answer to your first question: Yes, I did; answer to your second: No i did not, and this 'spellcheck' feature didn't warn me to 'dispair' being wrong, and the mods didn't either, so I'm happy
Rick69 - April 5, 2012, 2:13 pm
Jeezus, Kai, I think someone stole your account... The big question is: Did you write it entirely? (The other question being, of course, do you know there is a word called "Despair"). It's been a long time since I fav'd a poster... This takes it though...


TAGS: god fishing lie swear big
Rating: 4.23/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:14 pm
but the you let it go and off it went with your cr5ss
jig - January 28, 2012, 12:10 pm
Finally explained



TAGS: man wearing corset humor
Rating: 4.31/5

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lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 8:23 pm

Or a pair of stiletto heels~~
carebear - March 15, 2012, 8:11 pm
(carebear BANNED)


TAGS: flu h1n1 underwear wtf
Rating: 2.27/5

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[email protected] - November 28, 2009, 1:26 am
But what do i do with the rolled up pair of sox then.

EPIC GOTH FAIL! - No normal goth should look like that! How can her parents live with that! And is she trying to be a bunny rabbit . . . cos it ain't working!!!

TAGS: ima goth and there is no way i would ever wear my makeup like that
Rating: 1.29/5

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archpope - June 27, 2011, 4:34 am
Epic Taxonomy Fail! Those are cat ears.
princeInsomnia - December 11, 2010, 6:54 pm
actually it's an epic visual kei fail


TAGS: this is a real thing i swear
Rating: 3.43/5

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Widow9669 - July 6, 2010, 12:46 am
a religion I could get into.

* WEAR SUNSCREEN * - Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99 If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.

TAGS: wear sunscreen baz luhrmann rnr
Rating: 3/5

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HtD - January 19, 2009, 11:55 pm
Bacon always gets five from me.
RnR - September 3, 2008, 12:03 pm
you know, i expected it to rate higher.. after all it has got bacon in it :)


TAGS: toga party animal underwear john belushi motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.62/5

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CANADA - November 25, 2009, 7:28 pm
epic movie
GreyScorpion - November 25, 2009, 4:16 pm
Count Me In!! 5L

POLICE BLOODHOUNDS - They don't mind sniffing each other's butts But even they have their limits...

TAGS: police bloodhound underwear
Rating: 1.93/5

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agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:32 pm
Reference the classic: Do not want!


TAGS: words swearing
Rating: 4.79/5

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djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 1:24 am
Times New Roman, Bold, 73+ size, variable kerning & tracking (damn font fetish). Ooor, just use AutoMotivator. It's why a lot of people's posters look like the original Despair, Inc. Demotivators.
Rick69 - January 22, 2012, 6:24 am
Really good poster; what font is this... it looks amazing for titles! :)
djrcreative - January 17, 2012, 3:04 pm
To both, thank you! :D
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 2:06 pm
good one
Zetmonk - January 13, 2012, 6:29 am
Nicely done!

WORDS - Sometimes they're simply useless

TAGS: i saw this on tv i swear
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

shannon21 - October 20, 2010, 2:31 pm
that is Hugh Laurie
Briton of Rose - November 29, 2009, 5:49 am
Well it sure as hell isn't Lupus!
Krista - November 28, 2009, 7:22 pm
Um, is that Hugh Laurie?


Dagnabbit -

TAGS: babies life cursing swears disappointments
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 12:36 am
Thanks little and a happy 2014 to you too
chickenlittle - January 1, 2014, 12:35 am
haha, these are all great Prissy! happy new year to you!! :D


TAGS: greybeard stain underwear skidmark
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 9:06 pm
Got it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 9:04 pm
It seems that I don't know what I'm talking about....as usual.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 9:00 pm
Pat's Place is only a chat room for established regulars. You are reading too much into it.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:59 pm
Im now waiting for Don Scorpion to post saying he has an "offer I can't refuse" if I switch over to Pat's.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:56 pm
Read the fine print, as long as you follow the rules and don't get sand in your vagina, everyone is welcome at Pat's.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:55 pm
Oh Moo, nobody says Im cool. Sexy, but not cool. olo
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:54 pm
Aggy, I stay out of Pat's place not because of the service or the food. I keep my distance because I am still brand new, and havent truly proven myself yet. I will jump in eventually
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:52 pm
now he plays the "my friends like it and my mom says I'm cool" card.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm
I plead guilty to curious noobishness. I had a lot of suggestions and help on this one. I really dont worry about score anymore. If I like it, and some of my friends enjoy it, then I am satisfied.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm
That's why he hangs in Hammy's Place. Whining is the new 2.9!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:47 pm
It amazes me when people complain about a 4.86. I remember when 2.9 was a score worth writing home about.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:44 pm
more confused than crying. I can live with it
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm
Shut up, crybaby.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm
12 straight 5L votes and then.............
5150monkeylove - September 21, 2010, 9:33 pm
BRAND NOOBS TAKE HEED....I had a lot of help beating this one out. I actually did not Instapost this one and got help from a lot of folks. The guidance is there if you ask for it.
forseti - September 20, 2010, 3:37 am
agdaniele - September 19, 2010, 11:52 pm
Well shouldered, 5150
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2010, 11:26 pm
I want to thank all who gave suggestions that led me to this.

NO BURKA FOR ME - Flys the most Badass plane Refuse to wear the abaya The profile shot, no hips!

WRESTLING - It's not for everyone...

TAGS: underwear wrestling brian funny
Rating: 3.11/5

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LogicDude - December 20, 2008, 12:32 am
Soredickio7 you really don't want to start that again do you? In this battle of wits you are totally unarmed...now go hug your gay friend Paul good night.
Scorpio7 - December 19, 2008, 6:14 pm
As far as I can tell, the upside down dude is facing the wrong direction, if it is his intention to give his opponent a blowjob (or so I've been told, by LogicDude).
Dustin Marthington - August 12, 2008, 1:13 pm
and all over the titan-tron too!

MAGIC MORMON UNDERWEAR - Repels bullets, knives, and most importantly, logic.

BIKINIS - Some men may ask, ‘why are women embarrassed to be seen in their underwear, but have no problem being seen in bikinis?’ These men need to learn that ignorance is bliss.

TAGS: babe girl under wear bra
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - September 1, 2011, 5:29 am


GAME BOY TUBE DRESS - What do you mean I can't press start?

TAGS: geekwear
Rating: 4.44/5

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phydeaux - January 20, 2010, 10:54 pm
Quite a roll you're on tonight Cubby...

PLEASE BE SAFE - Always wear a condiment

SIMON AND GARFUNKLE - The early years.

MISADVENTURISM - "..and then i put some hotsauce in his underwear, poor vampire hunter, hekhekhek"

TAGS: underwear poor vampire hunter
Rating: 2.13/5

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zammuelist - January 22, 2010, 9:00 pm
"there will not be sparkly vampires much longer", thinks blade as he contemplates how to kill this fag in the slowest way posible

women's underwear -

TAGS: women underwear fart filter
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 3:51 am
Impossible. There needs to be another... "instrument" to make this possible :-D
EmilioDumphque - August 24, 2013, 12:22 am
quife filter.


F#CK AVATAR - I don't need 3-D to enjoy a movie...

TAGS: avatar is a great movie when you can wear the glasses valkyrie
Rating: 4.3/5

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Produceman117 - January 24, 2010, 5:49 pm
CANADA - January 24, 2010, 5:11 pm
lucky bastard got to go fight in Greece
CANADA - January 24, 2010, 5:09 pm
nope, its the guy I lost to in nationals. I didn't loose the fight I dropped out because I tore my hamstring
Produceman117 - January 23, 2010, 8:02 pm
5L, Bart. Very clever. @Canada: Speaking of avatars, is that a picture of you in yours?
CANADA - January 23, 2010, 4:04 pm
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:33 am
This might be a little too subtle to survive, but the eye patch thing cracks me up every time I think about it.

SOLITUDE - I have come to realize that there is no such thing as Solitude. The laughing voice in my head follows me everywhere.

STYLE - If you haven't got it, flaunt it.

stand alone -

underwear -


TAGS: shortcut calendar underwear commando happiness
Rating: 4.88/5

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SteveFurlong - June 17, 2012, 1:42 pm
If you make me puke, I'm coming over there to kick your a5s.
mariand - June 17, 2012, 1:35 pm


TAGS: fashionable swimwear greybeards
Rating: 4.6/5

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ICEMAN - February 25, 2011, 7:11 pm
Cowabunga Dude!!! Hangin' 5

THAT SMILE - Is going to cost you about $350 a month child support

TAGS: wear condoms
Rating: 3/5

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Me_ - January 7, 2010, 1:02 pm
Try 25% of your gross.

ANIME - Because in anime, God wears a bunny suit and plays the guitar.

TAGS: because anime wears guitar
Rating: 2.55/5

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Pherazen - January 30, 2009, 9:58 am
Now *that* is a god I can worship.
Overlord Douchebag - October 13, 2008, 8:09 pm
Ahem. Harold. I've seen this Higurashi thing you speak of, out of curiosity as it being toted as "scary as hell". That was INCREDIBLY tame, compared to some things I wish I could un-see. I hereby dub you 'Poofter'. That is all.
Harold the Sage - October 13, 2008, 6:36 pm
there are four types of anime (with examples): Great (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya), good (FMA) bad (SD Gundam), and scary as hell (Higurashi)
Porcelina - October 3, 2008, 6:49 pm
Most anime is cool, some really blows.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 6:19 pm
Yeah, ya stupid piece of shit!!! Anime is cool.
Overlord Douchebag - October 3, 2008, 5:54 pm
They're cartoons. Japanese cartoons. Who doesn't like cartoons?
AnimeIsGay - October 3, 2008, 5:43 pm
HA! all you losers watch anime.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 2, 2008, 9:03 pm
Thank you!
RangerOne - September 2, 2008, 7:53 pm
MWLF, The anime she is from is called The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 13, 2008, 11:45 am
What show is it/she/he from?
zerojustice - August 13, 2008, 10:58 am
Actually, this show is my favorite anime series... it's really good, despite what the fanservice is.
Captain Douchebag - July 28, 2008, 2:28 pm
Which leads to the age-old question..What the hell is Japan smoking, because I want a bit of it.
zerojustice - July 28, 2008, 12:24 pm
You hit the nail on the head, douchebag.
Captain Douchebag - July 24, 2008, 12:34 pm
I think in the series she actually is God, or something..I dunno, I don't feel like going to Wikipedia for this.
Look at What Japan did to God - July 24, 2008, 9:17 am
Always rely on anime to turn everything in some good looking thing. (Taking a large bearded male and turning him into this? Japan is made of win. lulz)

Take off my Dress -

Canadian Graffiti -

TAGS: graffiti canadians polite swearing
Rating: 4.45/5

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MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:56 pm
Crap is acceptable too...teehee.
EmilioDumphque - March 13, 2014, 2:35 pm
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:25 pm
Thanks little, glad I gave ya a chuckle!
chickenlittle - March 13, 2014, 9:15 am
ahaha that's awesome, laughed out loud MissP :D


TAGS: cubbybear cubbywear clothing line jacket
Rating: 4.29/5

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deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:41 am
let thes puppys free
Derek - March 20, 2011, 5:09 pm
A pity the pictures end before she bares all.

FAILURE - Not only did you botch your mission, but you will now forever be known as the "Underwear Bomber".

TAGS: underwear bomber
Rating: 4.11/5

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forseti - February 16, 2012, 10:04 am
if wiki is correct, he dreamed about gettin' laid all the time and blasted away his balls while trying to die for his god... Think about this, dude: Perhaps your God don't want you to kill people and hates you!?!

MYTHBUSTERS - Didn't test every possibility

LAST TO LEAVE THE AIRPLANE - And the first to hit the ground

TAGS: gory gory what a helluva way to die salute to all my maroon wearing brothers
Rating: 3/5

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Muck - April 30, 2010, 6:49 pm
Can't use a square for every type of exit. Using domes can be prefered depending on situation.
Cloudchaser - April 30, 2010, 12:27 am
Old fashioned dome chutes? Seriously? That's like how the Secret Service still uses that reel to reel tape IBM computer system from the 1980's when there are much better products available.
Derek - April 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
Damn, those pilots are brave! ;})




TAGS: culos bloody underwear guaranteed
Rating: 4.67/5

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MilDoc - March 3, 2011, 2:56 pm
I'd hate to work as a miner!


TAGS: the devil wears nothing cubby
Rating: 4.56/5

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Anonymous2 - January 27, 2011, 8:10 pm
Brokeback Mountain 1 & 1/2 FTW!

QUEEN OF THE CONVENTION - And her husband wonders where she got all that folding money! (Sorry, I thought you should know)


TAGS: little known facts assignment they way she wears her levis are just riveting
Rating: 4.46/5

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GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 2:38 pm
FYI, I didn't find it. I made it, from scratch. mmmmm, homemade
booger13 - April 3, 2010, 8:57 pm
becha didnt know ... AWESOME FIND , Scorpie
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:25 pm



TAGS: moo put me up to this i swear
Rating: 4.37/5

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Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:40 pm
@Aggy... I didn't let it get too much out of hand, but I really let the gloves off with #87028. I think I heard Moo+ laughing all the way from down here in Texas.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:42 pm
Reading week.... motifakes. Not hung over... so, sad.
MrRandom - February 15, 2010, 9:40 pm
On reading week for school. Supposed to be for homework. Very hungover. You?
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:37 pm
Random!!!! Great to see ya! Yeah, I have a month of posters I'm rooting through... WOW, a lot of them. Can't let any pass me by. How ya been?
MrRandom - February 15, 2010, 9:30 pm
Catching up on a few posters Aggy?
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:28 pm
Dude 4515 - January 24, 2010, 3:14 am
so that's why he/she/it had such a fascination with 16. art immitating life. eww. 5L!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 23, 2010, 8:10 pm
5L. Hilarious!!!!
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 3:52 pm
@TTH most excellent snow family!! you have such nice owners to include you, and build one of you too.
TheTrashHeap - January 23, 2010, 1:18 pm
Check the snow adventures thread Grey
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 12:17 pm
PICS!!! or I call Shenanigans!!
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 12:16 pm
I've tried curling (under the influence) and it's like bowling and chess comingled. physical agility and strategy combined.
TheTrashHeap - January 23, 2010, 12:14 pm
brb gotta build a snowman.
TheTrashHeap - January 23, 2010, 12:12 pm
Thanks for the link Grey. You are right about TV coverage and curling. Its actually a great sport (especially while under the influence) and is much more exciting than it would seem on TV. Millions of people watch Golf on TV and thats agony to me.
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 12:09 pm
curling is like hockey in that TV coverage does it no justice.
rerun - January 23, 2010, 12:07 pm

pretty much yes.
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 12:06 pm
@TTH...http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=9054&start=140.... 3rd from the bottom
TheTrashHeap - January 23, 2010, 12:06 pm
Thats the hope Grey. We have a blind ski jumper I'm rooting for too. To rerun... so it is all still speculation then.
rerun - January 23, 2010, 12:03 pm

not a banning, a "resignation" if you will. BoR said they were leaving here since they were unwanted. It is in some forum post.
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 12:02 pm
you guys are the favorite for the olympics on your own turf ice I'm guessin'?
TheTrashHeap - January 23, 2010, 12:01 pm
Sorry Grey I'm Canadian so I only follow curling. XD
TheTrashHeap - January 23, 2010, 12:00 pm
Oh? has there been a resolution? a banning? an admittance of guilt? NO. Its all the same speculation I based my comments a month ago on. It had already asked for naked pics and started M.A.L.T.
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 11:59 am
TTH, prognosticator extraordinaire, so, who's your pick for the Super Bowl?
rerun - January 23, 2010, 11:55 am

That was probably because at the time not everything was resolved....just guessing
TheTrashHeap - January 23, 2010, 11:53 am
So i guess I just spoke too soon on the britarded thing eh? I caught hell for saying all this stuff a month ago, yet now its all ok! Who's calling shenanigans now huh!
ICEMAN - January 23, 2010, 10:49 am
Amazing. Damn good.
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 9:43 am
Goddamn it, Produce! 5L
lesterinside - January 23, 2010, 9:40 am
LogicDude - January 23, 2010, 8:38 am
That is f*cking hilarious...and now,I'm going to take yet ANOTHER shower...this dirty feeling, it just won't go away!
BoneCD - January 23, 2010, 8:38 am
rerun - January 23, 2010, 8:33 am

wow, this is fantastic.

HOT STUFF - She takes her job with all seriousness. Satan must be proud



TAGS: in case the banhammer wears out
Rating: 4/5

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rerun - April 5, 2010, 10:41 pm

too bad, I could have helped you along those other lines.
thatonechick - April 5, 2010, 10:35 pm
No... I'm just scared.
rerun - April 5, 2010, 10:34 pm

you have something else in mind for it?
thatonechick - April 5, 2010, 10:31 pm
This paddle is not coming into the Great Hall of Moddery.
rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:44 pm

ummmmm, no. That just sounds uncomfortable.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 9:41 pm
So, you're not going to wear the paddle like a beaver tail?
rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:37 pm

well, in theory he left his women happpy....I on the other hand am a typical male, I got mine and fell asleep.
spacedog - April 5, 2010, 9:34 pm
Good man! Makes you sound like old school Bond.
rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:31 pm

oh no......all male here. I have a long list of very disappointed women to prove it.
spacedog - April 5, 2010, 9:28 pm
As long as you don't start calling yourself Briton of Rerun.
rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:27 pm

I eat beaver, um...not what we were talking about?
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 9:12 pm
Banhammer, I think rerun just replaced you. Or, he feels like he should've been born a beaver.
rerun - April 5, 2010, 7:55 pm

I am flying in to pick it up. I have just the right use for this...


TAGS: we can stay in a motel room next time separate beds i swear
Rating: 3.69/5

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Feasibly - September 29, 2011, 6:19 pm
Prying the window open is usually more convenient...that 8 by 10 picture of the Power Rangers setting on the window sill comes in handy to prop the window on.
Chopperliscious - November 12, 2009, 3:29 am
During the 90's, a woman in New South Wales got a murder charge dropped to manslaughter on grounds of temporary insanity caused by PMS.
Sean - November 12, 2009, 2:59 am
It's about PMS, you know? *snickers*
agdaniele - November 12, 2009, 2:56 am
Still love this one.


TAGS: september challenge i just milked in my underwear
Rating: 3.62/5

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Eltarian - August 15, 2012, 4:29 pm
The Bowl - You wish it was you
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:51 am
Thank you Gentlemen...just goes to show that milk DOES do a body good!
Ed-Hyde - September 3, 2009, 10:27 am
just about, I nearly 5'd myself to death. That would have been hard to explain to the wife.
BoneCD - September 3, 2009, 9:56 am
Just to let you know LD...that whole set: 5 Poodles...gotta go later Fakers


TAGS: i swear im not really talking about giraffes honest no letters to the studio please and no picketting this time
Rating: 3.57/5

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GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 9:29 pm
classic truth, and they who shall judge, will eventually be judged, and have to listen to "I Told you, wait till you have your own"
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 8:50 am
So sod...
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:49 am
"Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke"...OBVIOUSLY you've never been to my house where teenage heads turn so quick the *crack* you hear isn't the slap but the breaking of the sound barrier. Spare the rod and all that!
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:48 am
What're these little bastards doing on my lawn again!? I just seeded and fertilized dammit!!!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:50 am
"nerf ball" eh??? I've never heard of a multi-attachment top-of-the-line power dildo called THAT before. Is that a wry reference to it's lowest setting?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:43 am
Hence the helmet.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:42 am
As a target?
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:41 am
Meh, past my bed time, anyway. He only tolerates me for the Lawn-Darts.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
But he has my nerf ball!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
Harr you can stay. For some reason he tolerates you.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
Hey you kids, get the H. offa LogicDudes' lawn!!!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
I was at work killing time on the lap top on break. Didn't feel like doing any more programming, already did 4 freakin hours for something that has a chance at not even happening.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:37 am
Kind of a YOUTHful instigator. Subtle. Very subtle.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
It started an interesting tangent. Way to leave an idea sitting there, waiting to go awry.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
Random, you kill me!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:35 am
Did my joke go bad?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
*air guitar*
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
I am familiar with none of these phrases.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:27 am
I kinda like the Bill and Ted lingo. Excellent!!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:25 am
STFU? I don't know. That might be a recent expression...maybe even 2006
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
Yeah, its a great poster. I give it a five long ago. I'm just commenting because I'm bored.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
I think that gets me up to about 2004. No?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
You need to STFU and let a righteous poster bask in the glory of its epic righteousness, dude.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:20 am
O, Ferris. I don't know why I thought of Spicolli when I heard that. I need to watch more old movies...
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:19 am
Oh, sorry. I thought it was some new trendy "lingo" you whippersnappers were speaking.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Nope. Ferris Buller.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Buzz's quote was from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Ridgmont? I think Ridgmont
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:17 am
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:16 am
Dude, I'm Spiccoli. Awesome, Buzz.
Arrogant Knight - September 22, 2009, 12:15 am
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:14 am
Ok, fine, fer sure, fer sure.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:12 am
Thanks. "Dork" was quite obviously the right choice. So move it along people, there's nothing more to see here.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:11 am
And how is it that I'm referred to as all of the below? Though not oaf so much, since grandma died...
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:10 am
"Barti" The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. (feel better?)
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:06 am
How is it possible that I've never been called any of these things? Perhaps it says something about my character, that people go straight for the obscenities.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:05 am
oaf is just so medieval. nerd is so 1980. fool is (gilbert g notwithstanding) kinda 70s, goofball goes to the 50s.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:02 am
dweeb? nerd, dolt, fool, goober, goofball, jerk, oaf, weirdo.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:46 pm
errrr...douche? no, I've already tried that one...n00bs? no, too modern. Goofs? I think I'll go with goofs, but I think that might actually be less relevant that dorks... Idk. Is cursing not an option in this case?
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:42 pm
While I stand behind "dork," what term could I have used, young man? And don't say "geek." That's so 1986.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:41 pm
but obsolete. This is the modern age. Morals are gone and the expletives can fly. *lifts middle finger* "2009 motherfucker." Can you believe I've yet to be banned?
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:39 pm
Yes, you are behind the times. We've become for profane in the 2000's. Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke, cursing has become more prevalent. Now ten-year-olds can drop an F-bomb, so cutesy terms like "dork" have becaome all
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
How the H. is douche even remotely synonymous with dork? And I don't quite know where Mr.R is from, but in my neck of the nape, so to speak, "No Shi*t Sherlock" has just recently come into vogue. So greetings and salutations from the time warp.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 8:34 pm
I think he's right on this one. "Douche" seems the more common term in this day and age.
Sean - September 21, 2009, 8:33 pm
To your face, maybe ....
MrRandom - September 21, 2009, 6:47 pm
Gonna add a little insult to some injury there, no one has used dork in a very lonngggggg time.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
5 lions! As a gamer-geek I can totally relate!
RONSART - September 20, 2009, 9:56 pm




TAGS: i swear that kid looks nothing like me my cap is plaid
Rating: 3.26/5

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Sean - June 19, 2009, 6:43 pm
But we can still call each other it. That's still good.
Sean - June 19, 2009, 6:42 pm
Crap! Just googled "blowtard" and it's not original. Seems the most I could legitimately claim is to have added a distinct meanig to the term. And a dubious etymology: should be "blovtard", no? But an original meaning, I hope. Ah well.


TAGS: drama queens unite and we will all wear really cool tiaras just like the statue of liberty
Rating: 3.16/5

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Sean - October 16, 2009, 1:03 pm
Oh god, I just made the terrible mistake of reading some older comments of WTFO. So dickish. Accusing me of bowing down to Obama. Lame. Obama's not Bush. That's as close as I get to praising him for anything.
thatonechick - October 16, 2009, 12:42 pm
So you're telling me we DON'T have unequal distribution of goods and pay according to work done?!? 60+ hour work weeks here... I must be a millionaire!
Sean - October 16, 2009, 12:20 pm
That's the best kind of racism ... and where the hell do you get racism from in relation to this poster?
rockntractor - October 16, 2009, 1:21 am
so racism is okay if it is against whites!
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:44 pm
Your bowing down to a President that isn't even yours and has created a trade war with your country is what is tedious here. It's sad too.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:43 pm
according to work done. --Now, number 1 and 3 apply in the US through this Congress and White House. Instead of lecturing others about what a word means, you should buy a dictionary. BTW, this is a politfake since you are attacking others for politics.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:41 pm
2b. a system or condition of society in which the means of production are owned and controlled by the state. 3. a stage of society in Marxist theory transitional between capitalism and communism and distinguished by unequal distribution of goods and pay
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:40 pm
Sean, Per Webster: SOCIALISM; 1. any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or govt ownership and admin of means of production and distribution of goods. 2a. a system of society or group living where there is no private property.
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:46 pm
Thanks for the compliment but I can't claim this to be an anti-politifake. And I'm not adamantly opposed to politifakes, but they tend to be annoyingly artless. I mean c'mon, making a poster out of a political cartoon. And echoing, that point? Derrrr.
KDP3 - September 10, 2009, 11:40 pm
Only Sean can make the best anti politfakes 5 Lions/Monkeys
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:20 pm
Question: who do socialist governments tax? (please note that I am using the word "socialist" correctly.)
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:17 pm
Wow yer tedious. And would it hurt you to look up the word socialist?
Rollseyes - September 10, 2009, 10:54 pm
Oh yeah, resistance to socialist dogma simply MUST be because people are just racist. Not because socialism has FAILED wherever it has been tried. No thank you.



I NEVER THOUGHT SHE WOULD WEAR THAT! - Ok, you won the bet Woody.

AGE - It shall not weary them


UNFORTUNATELY - Bill Sr wore this gift from his son the next day and as luck would have it he got in a bad car accident and ended up in emergency

TAGS: underwear
Rating: 2.42/5

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BoneCD - November 25, 2009, 5:16 pm
Another good one Doug! Keep it up buddy.


THAT REMINDS ME - I need more underwear.

I See -

TAGS: children limericks woman underwear
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 27, 2013, 2:11 pm
Aww, thanks Uggie. Psst...see like I promised, I didn't use the pic of you in your My Little Pony undies!
ughomer - August 27, 2013, 5:16 am
Pwissy does it again - 5L and Fav.
MissPriss - August 25, 2013, 5:06 pm
That is scary...her back hair reaches down that far? Bahaha
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 25, 2013, 4:46 pm
Hair, shaved and trimmed in the shape of a smiley :-O

Language -


TAGS: surroundings red border sans swearing
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - February 1, 2013, 7:04 pm
The trick is to get one without trying...
Rudedog - February 1, 2013, 1:28 pm
I was unaware of that. Thanks I'll shoot for the red border more often.
Greeny - February 1, 2013, 5:12 am
Posters considered of an adult nature are placed on the plus side, and receive a red border of honor
Rudedog - February 1, 2013, 12:04 am
Hey how do get that red border?
Sho - January 31, 2013, 5:26 pm
Lol, true. Fav'd

Dear Me -

TAGS: polite old ladies swearing
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - November 7, 2013, 2:03 am
Thanks dawg and keep an eye on your mail box...fan club newsletter coming soon.
spacedog - November 6, 2013, 8:02 pm
I agree with Gary. You have been out-doing yourself, Miss P. 5s again.
MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 12:53 pm
On a mission sir. Thanks for being a fan club member.
GaryO - November 6, 2013, 8:39 am
Shyt, gurl. Yer reaching new heights with every phooking poster…..KA-BOOM!! (my head)

Stray Bar -



TAGS: terrorist calendar itchy underwear
Rating: 4.73/5

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CloudchaserS - September 12, 2012, 11:41 pm
What's underwear?
GaryO - September 12, 2012, 10:47 am
Or as your cigarette sticks to your lips, while your fingers slide toward the cherry, knocking it off, sending it nestled obscurely somewhere in your crotch.

The difference ‘tween men and wimin -

TAGS: heart vs underwear
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - October 13, 2014, 8:50 am
..as far as this poster, I just plain got lazy. Had three renditions sitting on my desktop while I toyed with the verbiage, then simply grabbed the wrong one. OK. I’m done here. Stopped cutting myself last night....pretty sure.
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 8:48 am
A decade or so ago, we changed some verbiage in our company handbook. Management shared in the proofing, since most of us morphed into myopic zombies by the fourth paragraph. Can you say ‘fiasco’?
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 8:48 am
Egotistical arrogance and self assurance goes before falling over backwards from the top wrung of the ladder while catching half a bucket of oil based paint with one’s face.
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 8:47 am
‘tis a truth. I edited and proofed my last book….sob, wretch. Astute friends and professional acquaintances offer their services, some free gratis…. ‘Oh, no thanks. I type like folks speak, so you’ll get all confused and I’ll get pissed.’
EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2014, 2:49 am
All typesetters know: You CAN'T proofread your own work! You'll miss errors that, once pointed out, are sooooo obvious! You're not alone by a long shot!
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 2:11 pm
Thx JW, but I’d take ‘were’ over ‘got went’ any day. May, however, make a poster with ‘GOT WENT' as the title (kidding)
JesusWept - October 12, 2014, 1:46 pm
Outstanding, Gary! 5 L's! Don't get depressed over "got went". I screwed up on #172867 LOL!
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 12:09 pm
Right here I’m going to roll over and letcha have that one, Legs Venison. (yes, for sure, and I’d sniff it, lick it, eat it, hork it back up, eat it, poop it, sniff it....you got the picture)
lgvernon - October 12, 2014, 11:59 am

I dunno Gary. If that were true, you'd'a spotted it right off, now wouldn't'cha?
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 11:35 am
Vermin, please be a dear by NOT turning ‘got went’ into a beat to death ‘amsome’
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 11:34 am
Don’t take long for an ol’ rabid ferret to sniff out a diseased poster, now do it.
lgvernon - October 12, 2014, 11:15 am

I got went through a whole box of tissues laughing after I read this.
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 9:59 am
Only if yer a melon…with an incendiary device traveling thru yer brain (and has had the personal experience of clicking on the wrong rendition)
Greeny - October 12, 2014, 9:21 am
all that aside - the message poked through...
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 8:23 am
‘Bottle’….cute. Never ever ever ever, will I make....submit, never ever ever ever, will I SUBMIT a poster on Saturday night....or Friday night....or Sunday night....OK, Wednesday night is poster night.
Greeny - October 12, 2014, 6:58 am
went purtnear through a whole bottle, eh Gary?
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 1:41 am
EmilioDumphque - October 12, 2014, 1:17 am
Dude..."got went"?

End of the rainbow -

TAGS: beer gold rainbow liquor swear to you not photoshopped
Rating: 4.43/5

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xnavygunner - March 2, 2014, 5:47 pm
I'll drink to that!
xnavygunner - March 2, 2014, 5:47 pm
I'll drink to that!
maoworks2 - March 1, 2014, 8:26 am
You Got It .

What Thong? -

A BRIGHTER FUTURE - All you need to do is get the wife to shut up!


JUSTINE! - Stop dressing like a boy and get the damn dress on!

TAGS: i swear hes a she
Rating: 3.43/5

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TAGS: wear green
Rating: 2.38/5

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Ratpukin - March 21, 2011, 9:48 am
Bah. I'm from Chicago and it is that color year round. =)
culos - March 17, 2011, 3:58 pm
Did you mean Chycago?
Claire - March 17, 2011, 2:09 pm
Tokyo* Hey, I'm here to help.
culos - March 17, 2011, 8:56 am
ORLY??? Are you in disguise today? Hven't seen Captain Bobvious for a long time :-)
ICEMAN - March 17, 2011, 8:42 am
That would be Chicago.

CLOSET SPACE - Let's see... I think I'll wear my racoon suit today...

LAUNDRY DAY - For the love of God Dad, Please don't make me wash your underwear anymore

C*CKHEAD - nuff said?

TAGS: hat rooster idiot headwear
Rating: 1.77/5

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LogicDude - November 17, 2009, 2:11 pm
Think he blocked out the face because the guy was cock-eyed?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm pretty stoned and I think it's stupid.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 12:01 am
I'm thinking "sparx" is high... and this is, therefore, hilarious to his buddies.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 11:59 pm
I understand the eyes, but the mouth? Can you get dental records off this stuff?
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 11:58 pm
It doesn't appear to be a personal photo... so the censorship is baffling.
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 11:55 pm
And I have been known to approve a poster just because sometimes everyone needs to see a user's true talent. It's so watered down if I keep you all from seeing the bad stuff and only allow the good ones through. One man's trash is another man's 5L.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 11:54 pm
any ideas why his eyes and mouth are blocked?
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 11:53 pm
That's what they all say... but until you experience it first hand? WOW!
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 11:51 pm
Its all good, being sober does that too you
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 11:49 pm
Sorry, Dre... a bad over-reaction to you. It's too many damn Guinness-free nights in a row. And you're one of my favorites here... I apologize.
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 11:41 pm
Does that answer your question?
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 11:41 pm
A moderator has rules to approve and reject motifake submissions. There is some wiggle room, but we're not here to approve one in every 50 posters just because we personally like them.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 11:36 pm
Yeah, heard that one before
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 11:34 pm
And tactless.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 11:33 pm
lol, i was just curious.
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 11:32 pm
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 11:32 pm
Only to be questioned in the comment section.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 11:27 pm
Quick question: Do you approve these posters, then go bash them and vote 1 Lion on them?
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 11:25 pm
Wait... this is lame. Ok, now it's nuff said.

YOUR WESTERN WEAR - Gomez has it

TAGS: western gomez mexican wear
Rating: 1.07/5

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Fatty - October 17, 2008, 12:34 pm
that's 'tarded

Black -

This Time -

TAGS: i swear
Rating: 5/5

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Dress Code -

Grandpa stories -

TAGS: grandpa ain t lyin he swears
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 27, 2016, 9:27 am
It also was the working uniform for the Navy (still is, 'dungarees' or 'dungs') and farmers, ranchers, cowboys, wore it to work in because its a durable fabric. I used to have to wear nice clothes to school until about 7th grade. Thanks 4 sharing, Cynic!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2016, 9:43 pm
Awesome! You probably already knew this Mizzdizz but there was a time when denim was reserved specifically for prisoners. Nowadays, everyone wears denim without giving it a second thought. My, how times have changed.
mizzdizz - March 22, 2016, 1:32 pm
You'll have to PM the story later! I understand all the typos---I make plenty with a full size keyboard. We won't discuss what happens with my phone! LOL!!!!! Glad it gave you something to do! Wating in the VA has GOT to be 1 of the circles of Hell!
lgvernon - March 22, 2016, 11:38 am

Can you tell I'm on my tablet? Sorry about the typos. In the VA ER, waiting for dumba$$ to get back fron xray. Long story.
lgvernon - March 22, 2016, 11:36 am

When I saw thisphoto, my first thought was a poster about what's. Going to happen to that suit and those pointy toe shoes when he hits the end of the asphalt.

There's a Time -

TAGS: mom dad underwear gross scarred for life
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 21, 2014, 11:31 pm
You talking 'bout my Momma?

Underwear -

Camo Undies -

People who wear all black, usually lead colorful lives -

TAGS: hot guy wears black
Rating: 4.75/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 26, 2015, 3:47 am
Like preachers and undertakers.

TRENDY - You've got an eye-catching style, baby.

TAGS: style underwear pink man
Rating: 4.5/5

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Rudedog - February 3, 2013, 12:07 am
No way I'm commenting on this one. Ah crap I just did.

Women -

TAGS: bloomer shorts underwear outerwear fashion
Rating: 3.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 9, 2014, 2:05 am
People won't hear it. Not too many people are of a particular generation.